AI CRO for real founders

Brutal truths.Better conversions.

A blunt, useful review of your landing page’s message and first impression—plus a clear place to start fixing it.

See the free roast plan Explore the $49 Fix-It Pack

No fluff. Just fixes. / Launch scope, clearly labeled

roastmylandingpage.ai / sample

Illustrative sample

The first impression

Cringe score

87/100

Three truths, no padding

Your headline makes people guess what you actually sell.
The proof turns up after the pitch has wandered off.
Too many next steps. Pick the one that matters.

A sample card. No real site was scanned.Roastwise

01 / The free roast

Your page gets the truth. Your next move gets clearer.

The planned free scan is built to call out muddy messaging, jargon, and visual clutter in the part of your site visitors see first.

Scanner in setup · launch scope only

Paste a landing page URL

The launch version is scoped to review the above-the-fold view and page copy.

Get a Cringe Score and three truths

A focused read on clarity, jargon, value proposition, and visual clutter.

Share the roast card

A public-ready snapshot designed for a build-in-public moment.

A little heat. A clearer page.

For founders heading into launch, sending paid traffic, or staring at a homepage that still sounds like everyone else.

Vague value propositionsJargon doing laps around the pointVisual clutter above the fold

02 / The $49 Fix-It Pack

The roast calls it. The Fix-It Pack gives you a place to start.

One submitted landing page. A practical rewrite plan. No ten-page strategy deck.

What the launch scope includes

Copy, section by section

Sharper headlines, supporting copy, and calls to action for the page you submit.

An annotated visual mockup

Directional attention and friction zones to help prioritize clarity and hierarchy. These are predictions, not visitor data or eye tracking.

A Tailwind-ready hero

One replacement hero section your team can use as a practical starting point.

Roastwise / in the works

Good pages can take a little heat.

We’re shaping the free landing-page roast and the $49 Fix-It Pack around one idea: tell founders what is getting in the way, then make the next fix obvious.

See the free roast scope